*Based on true events. Names have been changed for privacy.
One dark and loathsome night. You could hear the joints on the legs of spiders freezing as they tried to crawl tward the warm sleeping body. A quiet snicker is carried forth, across the all consuming silence. Her breath froze in the air as Chaltreste crept up behind the form of her sister. Weapon, poised and ready, aimed at Alnoncetta's head. Hoping to silence the swine-like grunting issuing forth from the gaping jaw.
The shimmering black shadow prepared to shoot. The release of the weapon was swift and sure...and followed with a loud yelp. "Owwwww! Dang it!" shouted Chaltreste. Making Alnoncetta awaken with a start. "I hit myself in the eye with the rubberband that was intended for you!" Cackles of glee could be heard late into the night from Alnoncetta. For it was such a sweet revenge.
Chaltreste, however, managed to sleep soon there after. She had managed to silence the grunting from Alnoncetta that some would call snoring.
Moral of the story.
Its easy to sleep once you wake up the snoring people.
P.S. The spider that was creeping across the freezing cold house, will never hurt anyone ever again.
It is frozen in a little tupperware full of water in the freezer. :)
*Another side note - The mother of the two girls is not around to check grammar/spelling. Please forgive any
incorrectness on the authors part.
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